Welcome to Chenaphors!

The place where metaphors get a second first chance again!

The man. The myth. The metaphors.

"They are making spaghetti, sure, but all spaghettis can be combed and straightened!"

(People make messes, but they can be fixed.)

"If you dig a moat, you gotta flow water through it!"

(When you build something, you should test it.)

"It's like when you rent a tuxedo for a party and then you get some food on your jacket and now you can't wear the jacket, you know?!"

(This is from memory but it's very close. It didn't make more sense back then.)

"Sometimes when the foot is too fat you cannot fit in the shoe!"

(I honestly have no idea.)

"Gotta make tamagu before Jiro lets you skin the fish!"

(You have to prove yourself first. Pretty sure, anyway.)

"Better one in the hand than two on the tree!"

(A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.)

"Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit!"

(A famous quote from Italian professional football manager, Gennaro Gattuso)

FAFO Basically water

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